A: Aren’t you Japanese?

B: No, I am American.

A: Why do you look Japanese?

B: Because I am Asian, but I am American.

A: Do you speak Japanese?

B: Yes, I do.

A: Then, you must be Japanese.

B: I speak English, too. You speak English, does that make you American?

A: No, I am Japanese. I speak Japanese. Why do you speak Japanese?

B: Because I studied it in high school in America.

A: So, your family is Japanese?

B: No, my family is white-American.

A: Your mother is Japanese?

B: No, no one in my family is Japanese. I am not Japanese. I am American.

A: So, where are you from?

B: <sigh>